Friday, May 05, 2006

this joke is halarious! :)

Blind Pilots
Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle.Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog,and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines startup. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.but none is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the end of the runway. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge ! that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, John, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

funny eh?

anyways.today i spent all day shopping with my mom and cheryle and kayla dunsmuir....

it was ok. tomorrow!!! ... i won't tell you what i'm going to do because you probably don't care and i've just begun to feel completely stupid in writing to everyone on the internet on what i do everyday. ok...i'm off.

1 comment:

Stephanie said...

Hahaha! I love it!
I like to hear about your life... but you know... I understand the creepyness of knowing that all of these people know what you're doing and never really see or talk to you... yeah... keep blogging.