this joke is halarious! :)

Blind Pilots

Two men dressed in pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle.Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog,and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines startup. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.but none is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the end of the runway. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge ! that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, John, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

funny eh?

anyways.today i spent all day shopping with my mom and cheryle and kayla dunsmuir....

it was ok. tomorrow!!! ... i won't tell you what i'm going to do because you probably don't care and i've just begun to feel completely stupid in writing to everyone on the internet on what i do everyday. ok...i'm off.

I found this online. it's awesome.

The Holy Alphabet by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown

Although things are not perfect
Because of trial or pain
Continue in thanksgiving
Do not begin to blame
Even when the times are hard
Fierce winds are bound to blow
God is forever able
Hold on to what you know
Imagine life without His love
Joy would cease to be
Keep thanking Him for all the things
Love imparts to thee
Move out of "Camp Complaining"
No weapon that is known
On earth can yield the power
Praise can do alone
Quit looking at the future
Redeem the time at hand
Start every day with worship
To "thank" is a command
Until we see Him coming
Victorious in the sky
We'll run the race with gratitude
Xalting God most high
Yes, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but...
Zion waits in glory....where none are ever sad!

"I AM Too blessed to be stressed!" The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything. Love and peace be with you forever, Amen.

pretty awesome. :)

francisco de goya y lucientes, Chronos Devouring One of His Children









Leonardo da vinci's drawing the womb.























Leonardo da vinci's drawing of the human skull.


















I like leonardo's scientific art. it's awesome. the story behind his drawing of the womb...a pregnant woman drowned and het body was brought to him where he disected her womb to see what it looked like inside. kindof grousome. and i'm not to sure about the skull picture...but the one of the "thing" eating a woman...well. i'll let you think about that. :)

Thank you God!!! Thank you SOOOO!!! MUCH!!!!! :)

not only have you given me a roof over my head, and a loving family! but you gave me my own room that now....thanks to devine intervention....is now Male Mouse Spray Free!!! i got rid of almost 50 mice today. Thank you Lord...i can't thank you enough. now i can bring people into my pigsty of a room with out being embarrassed by the stench that emits from every corner!

ok...so i'm watching the news...because that's what i do ALL DAY LONG. (just kidding) and some guy has cancer and he takes walks for some reason...and this Goose that he walks by everyday has become his best friend. how sweet. :)

and also...india is being attacked by terrorists! OHHH!!! AND!!!!! earlier today i was going to paste on an article that i read online where some guy sliced off a part of his finger at a reastaurant and it some how ended up in someones hamburger and was SERVED!!!!

i won't tell you what happened next. just pray the guy eating the burger didn't get some rare disease!!!! :( how sad.

ok enough of that. it feels good to be alone and express my excitment about stuff. because normally the things that i get excited about...rarely anyone else can comprehen as to why i would be excited. like...YAY!!!! i got to hang out with alot of people last sunday!!! actually i have been blessed by God with friends who actually consider hanging out with me!!! :) it's exciting. and i read a chapter in the Bible the other night and was Humbled by God....AND!!!! it gets better!!! i got to hang out almost ALL day with a jr.high girl named Leela. watched one of my friends mom get completely furious with her, because of a Chiropractic appointment??? anyways. i'm done. i will go do some art and hopefully give God all the glory. sometimes it's hard to get inspiration from...???? (i don't know where that was going...) i just draw what's in my head. so if you ask me where my inspiration came from...i can't really tell you.

oh...AND!!!! here's my most favorite verse in the Bible. (and to tell you the truth...i never understood the deeper meaning until like a year ago...)

phillipians 4:13

I can do all things through Him who gives me strength. (!!!!eek!!!!)

WARNING: contents should not be read if you are extremely squeemish!!!! (not KIDDING!!!)


Diner Finds Piece of Finger in Burger
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. (AP) - A diner found a piece of human flesh on his hamburger shortly after a restaurant worker accidentally cut his finger, and a spokeswoman said the company was ``very, very sorry.''
A kitchen manager at the TGI Friday's at College Mall injured himself Tuesday and no one immediately realized he had lost part of his finger while others rushed to help him, said Amy Freshwater, a spokeswoman for the chain.
``The manager didn't even know it happened until he got to the hospital,'' she said.
Another staff member served the plate to a customer, who immediately spotted the piece of flesh.
The manager was treated at Bloomington Hospital and lost only a small piece of his finger, according to Freshwater.
``We absolutely acknowledge the seriousness of this incident, and we are very, very sorry that this occurred,'' she said.
The restaurant has been in contact with the customer, Freshwater said.
The diner called police, but an officer told him that it was not a criminal matter, Detective Sgt. David Drake said.